Selling my time!

Hello, my dearest clients in future, good to see you.
 
My name is Jacob and I live in Shanghai, China. I am selling my time at $50 per hour. If you need any help in Shanghai, maybe I can help you.
 
Please do not propose any illegal qustions. I will call the Police! Hah!
 
Contact me, anytime! I will try to answer ASAP!